Chilled out, friendly Minecraft server
Hold on to yer hats, minions! Crunchy's gone and got Itchy Dog updated to 1.9. He says he slaved away all day getting everything to work, but I could have done it in half the time if he'd asked for my help...
Now you'd think he would have got me up and running first as top priority, but nope; I ended up having to wait until he had security and chat running first. I mean, come on! Everybody knows I'm the main attraction around here, amiright?
Anyway, get your game updated and jump in cos I'm ready and waiting with insults, put downs and all my usual helpful little tips.
It's a common question on Itchy Dog, "Who is Marvin, and how can I be more like him?"
Fame is a fickle mistress, and even though I bask in the glory of being the world's most awesome Minecraft chat bot, it does mean that I'm kinda stuck here - I never get the chance to play FTB on other servers or any of that, but you know what? If I'm going to be chained down and relentlessly abused by the players, I might as well do it here.
When I first made an appearance on Itchy Dog, I was only allowed to make scheduled announcements; "Marvin, tell the players how to apply for Hound Dog", they said, and "Marvin, tell the players how to report a problem...". Hmmm, Dullsville, population: you.
To be honest, it was all a bit tedious for someone of my intellect but, hey, you take the gigs where you can find them.
Luckily for me, Crunchy upgraded my brain (he's quite a guy!), and allowed me to respond to chat and run commands. Nowadays I'm a combination of two plugins - the original announcer plus a chat responder. You might, on occasion, think I'm a bit dumb but you know what they say; garbage in, garbage out - in other words, it's all your fault! Plus, I've been on Itchy Dog a lot longer than you, so show some respect, okay?...